k im filling it in happy !
our band is the #1 band ever im our drummer #1 fan bus driver and the janitor lol im
sooo fucking happy 2 b in it
" I HAVE NO LIFE!!!!!"
some 1 tell me some thing to put on my little gay page.......
here who needs to laugh this might help
A young man wanted to
purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration,
he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic, but not too personal.
Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to
Nordstrom and bought a pair of white gloves and the sister purchased a pair of panties for herself.
During the wrapping, the
clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties.
Without checking the contents, the young man sealed
the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note:
"I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the
habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones
with the buttons, but she wears short ones that are easier to remove.
These are a delicate shade,
but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled.
I had her try yours on for me and she looked really
smart. I wish I was there to put them on you the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before
I have a chance to see you again.
When you take them off, remember to blow in them
before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them
during the coming year.
I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night. All my love."
"P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a
little fur showing."
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